Pawtucket, RI – CEO Brian Goldner sited the growing need for planting weapons on suspects across the country for Hasbro’s financial gains. “The market for easily plantable toy weapons has further rocketed our brand of Nerf guns and Nerf Supersoaker water guns to one of our most profitable products. These versatile children’s toys can be a great gift for a child’s birthday and to keep on hand to obfuscate questionable actions when proper procedure gets in the way or police vigilance is in short supply,” Goldner explained while he presented a graphed chart with an arrow pointing up and to the right at a 45 degree angle to a large green dollar sign. “Our newest creative Nerf product is the Nerf Rival series which enables adventurous little heroes to playfully eliminate multiple hostiles at the park or a birthday party. But while that new idea was just released it is our Nerf N-Strike Elite Disruptor that law enforcement organizations across the country can’t get enough of,” he remarked as he pulled the gun out from under his desk displaying the guns compactness to stash secretly and pull out at a moments notice. The company is currently backlogged but is increasing production to meet the needs of their largest markets in Maryland and Illinois.
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