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In a groundbreaking study conducting by the California Institute of Behavioral Studies, scientists have identified a correlation between male penis size, IQ, success ,and porn viewing frequency.
The CIBS began its comprehensive study in 2014 after leaked nude photos of actress Jennifer Lawrence caused a sudden massive spike in online porn traffic. The scandal, later dubbed “The Fappening”, drew the attention of the CIBS after the spike in internet traffic. The study was designed to help understand the demographics of online pornography viewers and try to identify any similarities they might share. Surveys were conducted by CIBS on various pornographic websites with the promise of free premium porn memberships if completed. As a result, the CIBS received an overwhelming response, in the ballpark of 3 million completed surveys. After careful analysis of the data , the CIBS was able to find 3 similarities shared by most frequent porn viewers (> 10 times a week).
Higher than average IQ
In a surprising twist that even shocked scientists, it was found that frequent viewers of pornography had higher than average IQ levels. The average IQ was 132 in the most frequent viewers, and a direct correlation was observed between sessions per week and IQ. As the number of sessions per week decreased, so did the average IQ.
Higher than average penis size
Another surprising statistic that came out of the study was a correlation between penis size and number of sessions per week. Again, those who watched pornography more than ten times a week had an average penis size that was 4.5 inches longer while erect than those who did not watch pornography at all. The average penile length for the frequent viewer group was 10 inches, while the average erect length for those who never watched porn came in at 5.5 inches.
Higher than average income
The last direct correlation observed by the CIBS was a relationship between income and porn viewership frequency. Frequent viewers tended to have a higher than average income, with an average of $130,000 a year, compared to $45,000 yearly in the non-viewer group.
“The relationship between pornography and success is actually nothing new,” stated Christopher Horn, director of research at the California Institute of Behavioral Sciences. “If you look into the past, you begin to see that many if not most of the most famous and successful historical figures were quite fond of pornography.” The CIBS supplied a list of confirmed historical figures that indulged in pornography.
Barack Obama
Elon Musk
1997 Chicago Bulls
Ronald Reagan
Albert Einstein
All of the Founding Fathers
René Descartes
Leonardo Da Vinci
Sir William Wallace (Braveheart)
Jesus
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