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New York – Former Rep. Anthony Weiner was sentenced Monday to 21 months in federal prison for sexting with a minor.
In addition to the prison term, Weiner was also sentenced to three years of supervised release.
Hours after arriving at Ray Brook Correctional Institution, the former New York representative told Snoocher reporters that his “Wiener” has “Finally found love.” “My wiener has finally found its bun,” he stated.
Anthony Weiner’s weiner first made headlines back in 2011 after accidentally posting a pic of itself to the Congressman’s Twitter page. Since then, it has been involved in multiple scandals including one in 2013 in which it photographed itself and sent the photo to a 22 year old Indiana woman. It made headlines once again in 2016 after it photographed itself while laying next to Mr. Wiener’s infant son.
“I’m so at peace now, there are so many buns here,” he said while rubbing the shoulder of his new cellmate. When asked if he had any plans after serving his prison sentence, he said “The wiener wants what the wiener wants. If I follow my wiener, I think I’ll find true happiness.”
