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Amongst the turmoil that has plagues Ukraine recently, it appears they have a solid strategy to hold back the Russians in case they decide to invade: cheap vodka and hookers.
As Russian forces continue to build outside of Ukraine territory in what appears to be an inevitable invasion, Ukrainian forces have begun planting hundreds of thousands of bottles of cheap vodka all along its borders in order to halt a potential Russian takeover. This is following a recommendation by NATO forces and appears to be highly effective in trial studies.
In trials, Russians avoided the cheap vodka 2% of the time, with the other 98% becoming so inebriated that they passed out, usually in a horribly uncomfortable position or trash can. The same trial found that 100% of Russians hired a hooker when one was presented to them.
It appears that Ukraine’s plan to ”bog down” a Russian invasion is heavily supported by science. The main drawback to the supply of large amounts of Vodka, is that most Russian military equipment runs on vodka, so it is a double-edged sword. It appears Ukraine is willing to take that risk.
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