Trump Unveils Plans For “Space Wall” To Protect Against “Lazy Space-icans”

Yesterday President Trump floated the idea of a “Space Force” before a crowd at the Marine Corps Air Station Miramar, in Sand Diego, California.  The idea has since become somewhat of a joke on both sides of the political spectrum.  In an effort to elaborate further, the POTUS released details of a proposed “Space Wall” which would be designed to keep illegal space aliens from entering earth’s territory.

“We have enough on our plate with the amount of illegal earth aliens, we need to be one step ahead and place a deterrent for any future space mex– I mean space aliens.  The last thing this country needs is a bunch of lazy Space-icans draining our resources.”

 

The POTUS went on to explain that a wall in space is the first step in his plan to militarize space.  He also proposed building a large space weapon/military space station; dubbed “Operation Manhood.”  Drawings were not immediately released of this proposed space station.  When asked how the name “Operation Manhood” was conceived, Mr. Trump declined to comment.

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