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There are many holidays held every year that many people cherish, but Veteran’s are looking forward to this day for the best sales of the year. Many of these special days bring family together in times of celebration and food, but the next upcoming holiday is one of the most honored days of the year. Veteran’s Day Sales are almost here, and with this most dignified of days comes outrageous sales that will have even the stingiest of penny pinchers rushing to their local store to pick up that mattress they’ve been eyeing.
Participating this holiday are such retail giants as Eddie Bauer, Kmart, Macy’s, Sears, and Nordstrom. “It’s a real windfall of sacrificial season savings,” says retail industry analyst Becky Thompson. Becky also added that, “without sacrifices for safety, democracy, capitalism, and economic advancement from poverty the big retail companies wouldn’t be able to give any discounts on their wares.” She explained that retail companies just can’t find any way to reduce their prices for most of the year and are always searching for solutions. It was discovered through extensive business analysis that human sacrifices really energize the industry and result in the ability for the creation of miraculous lower prices for the first week of November.
