Hollywood Unknown: A Secret Life Of Drugs, Alcohol, And Diddling

As accusations of sexual abuse continue to pour in from all around Hollywood, many Americans are beginning ask themselves the same question: Is Hollywood just a bunch of diddlers? If, so how engrained is it in the Hollywood culture, and how long has it been that way?

It seems that virtually every power player in show-business is being accused of one form or another of sexual assault, from Harvey Weinstein to Ben Affleck, Kevin Spacey to Stephen Seagal. The list goes on and on, and begs the question of just why this sort of behavior has been seemingly accepted in the industry for decades.

One explanation comes from Midwestern Arizona University professor of Psychology Jason Smith:

“I think first and foremost, it’s important to understand that Hollywood is made of nothing but toolbags and 3-dollar whores who are willing to do virtually anything to make a name for themselves. Successful actors and actresses within the industry know this, and will manipulate the younger crowd to get anything they want, which usually comes in the form of busting a nut. No matter how Innocent or perfect a person in hollywood seems, it’s important to remember that they’ve most likely diddled someone in their past.”

Cleopatra Sex Slaves

Surprisingly this sort of behavior has been well documented over the course of history, with roots tracing back to Cleopatra in ancient Egypt. During her time as ruler of Egypt, Cleopatra regularly handpicked servants known as “Alalihat Kadhiba” which roughly translates to “Diddle Gods.”

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