Washington D.C. – The U.S.’s largest internet and cable provider, Comcast, has unveiled their new mandatory pricing plans to be forced on the public. With the vote on net neutrality rules predicted to be for the removal of the regulations, Comcast has already been developing plans for this new pricing freedom. Harold McGreedy, Comcast’s head of media relations, returned our requests for details on Comcast’s new plans and invited us to his office. “As the top rated cable and internet provider in the country we are constantly improving our services such as ‘Floor to Ceiling Wi-fi with On or Off’,” Harold told us as we sat down at his golden desk. “Our new pricing plans start at a low $29.99 per month for basic mandatory service which is for unlimited 56k access during weekday business hours. We’re aware of our customer’s need of the internet because how pervasive technology and the internet have become in everyday business and life. Most jobs won’t even accept paper applications anymore. Our lobbying efforts have pushed out the evil competition that threaten our protection of the consumer and are allowing us to begin charging any resident that physically lives within our market areas whether they physically can install our service or not.” The first bills to be mailed should reach customers in markets owned by Comcast in early January.
Comcast Unveils Mandatory Fees For All People
