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Washington – CIA operatives in North Korea have recently intercepted schematics for North Korea’s thermonuclear weapon it intends on testing. The schematics shed new light on the technology the country has been working diligently on for the past few years.
Kim Jong-un’s recent threats of testing a thermonuclear weapon have been on the forefront of headlines everywhere. The CIA mission, codenamed “Microwave” comes as a major US victory and also brings great relief to US intel forces, as it shows that the thermonuclear weapon is not actually hydrogen cased as claimed. Furthermore, it appears that the country has grossly overstated the complexity and effectiveness of the weapon. Upon close inspection of the schematics, the weapon seems to closely resemble an ordinary kitchen microwave with stabilizing fins attached to it. The fuel source appears to be a Folger’s brand coffee can filled with fissile material. It is unclear how exactly the warhead actually propels itself. Military experts do not believe the weapon is capable of generating any sort of significant explosion. CIA Director Mike Pompeo had this to say of the schematics “It’s literally the dumbest thing I have ever seen.”
