snoocher
Phoenix, Arizona.
An awkward twenty minutes in a downtown Phoenix men’s room ended after one man decided to fart first. “It was super weird, we both just sat there in our stalls waiting awkwardly for the other one to make the first noise,” said 32 year old Jacob Anderson. “I hate shitting in public bathrooms, you’ve got no privacy in there,” he continued. When asked why he hated using public restrooms he responded “It’s not that I hate it, it’s just that I hate sharing it with other people. I hate my job and I go sit in the stall and shit to get away from it all.”
The bathroom stall stalemate ended after Jacob decided he had enough and broke first wind. “I was just fed up with the situation and said ‘Fuck it’, you know what I mean?” Jacob finished up and exited the restroom, never even seeing the other man’s face. He continued “I have no idea who the guy was but I know he wears gray Vans, so i’ll be keeping an eye out around the office for that asshole.”
