Knoxville TN – A woman from Knoxville was arrested at a local Kmart for public indecency after defecating in the store. Reports from the Kmart manager indicated that “The woman was extremely upset at our store’s choice to play festive Christmas music so soon in the year.” Snoocher contacted the KPD and spoke with their public relations representative. “Ms. Chapman did indeed defecate on the establishment’s floor because she was angry at the store’s choice of music. She is now facing charges of public indecency and if found guilty will have to register as a sex offender.” When asked if Ms. Chapman wiped afterwards, Snoocher received no response.
Woman Defecates On Kmart Floor Because Of Christmas Music
