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Local Man Changes Perspective After Being Called a “Fucking Fascist Cocksucking Bitch”
A local man in Phoenix, AZ has had a life changing experience while participating in an online forum. Charles Vanderbeek was having a heated discussion on the website liberalsforhandouts.com. On Sunday, Charles had returned from the local gun range and was settling down for the night with a whiskey and his laptop.
“I had just taken my AR-15 for its first target shooting at Ben Avery. I was so proud that God instructed my country to allow me my right to defend myself when Obama comes to my house for my guns!”
Charles went on to say that he frequents these liberal forums to exchange ideas and have discussions regarding why these “pansy ass motherfuckers” hate America.
“It gets to me. After Jesus was resurrected he gave Thomas Jefferson the Constitution to build this great country of ours. These liberals are tearing this country apart with their gays in my face and taking my money to promote these satanist lifestyles.”
When asked Charles if he knew any gay people, he said his best friend from high school school turned out gay. When inquired further if he held such disdain for his friend he said, “No, he’s one of them good fags, and doesn’t wave it in my face.”
The topic that sparked the revelation was new legislation to provide funding grants for local non-profits. Such non-profits that could benefit from the legislation are the Widows of Veterans and the Rainbows Across the Valley. The ire from local residents are regarding non-profits receiving public money for controversial organizations such as Rainbows Across the Valley. Proponents of the legislation say it would help Rainbows provided much needed services like Deep Throat coaching and Community outreach which is part of Rainbows’ gay agenda.
“I was talking to this idiot that I didn’t want my money helping such depraved and sinful services, then he said it. He called me a ‘fucking fascist cocksucking bitch’. I was so taken aback. I had no idea,” Charles exclaimed. “It really made me take a look at what I had become.”
