snoocher
August 17, 2017
The FBI has started a new program to compliment their online intelligence investigations department. “Young women these days have such a valuable asset to the Bureau. Their ability to research any given person, especially their significant others and those close to them, is unmatched in our online investigations department,” stated FBI director Christopher Wray. “Nobody in the FBI can match a young suspicious woman when it comes to their ability to gather online intelligence. In a matter of minutes, they can give you every social media account, phone number, address, and criminal background of any other woman who comments on their boyfriend’s Facebook,” Wray continued.
This online stalking ability amongst young women is nothing new. Last year, a young woman in Phoenix, Arizona discovered a wanted felon after another woman had liked her boyfriend’s photo on Facebook. After some thorough digging, the man’s girlfriend discovered that this mysterious woman was wanted for armed robbery in the state of Texas, and promptly contacted authorities. Not wanting to be identified, the woman told Snoocher.com “The bitch liked my man’s Facebook page. I creeped around and found out she had a warrant and called her ass in. Problem solved.”
