snoocher
1. They can shit in a box
Not much to say about this, it’s pretty self explanatory.
2. You can hoard them
Hoarding cats is all the rage these days. Nothing is cooler than having like 20-30 cats shitting all over your house.
3. They turn on you for no apparent reason
Who wants a boring, predictable animal when you can have an unstable animal with apparent schizophrenia like a cat?
4. Taxoplasmosis
Taxoplasmosis is carried in cat feces and it is great if you need help losing weight or if you have trouble sleeping.
5. All of your friends are allergic to them
It’s great really. Nobody will want to hangout at your place because of the cat hair and allergies and whatnot. Winning!
6. Hairballs
They say that there is nothing sweeter than a child’s laughter, but they obviously have never heard a cat coughing up a hairball. It’s breathtaking.
7. They bring you dead animals
They kill small animals and bring them into your house when you arent paying attention. It’s adorable. Nothing says I love you like a crimson stain on your living room floor.
